Pompeii: a gladiator disaster film that is my first nomination
for worst film of 2014. Mount Vesuvius is going to
erupt, the year is 79 AD, and the question is whether you care if any of the characters
survive. After observing them, you may be routing for the volcano
by the time it erupts. The special effects people did their
part. The problem is a weak script with horrendous acting as to most of
the characters. The lead character is named Milo, played by Kit
Harington. He is miscast as the lone survivor of a Celtic horse
tribe. Never thought I’d miss Steve Reeves. From the
opening sequence when we see Kiefer Sutherland order the massacre of Milo’s family,
you know the film is going to be violent. I don’t know why the movie has
a PG-13 rating. What you don’t know is that Sutherland, as Roman Senator
Corvus, gives a terrible performance: worse I’ve seen from
him. A love story is intertwined with the gladiator and volcano
rumbling scenes. Emily Browning plays the aristocrat daughter
Cassia who falls in love with Milo after observing him kill a
horse. Cassia has returned to Pompeii after a year in Rome.
As the story unfolds, we learn that she left Rome to distant herself from Corvus.
Corvus, observing her affection for Milo, sets out to have him killed in the
gladiator arena. Yes, the script is that silly. The only
credible actor is Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje, as gladiator Atticus. The interplay
between him and Milo works. Of course, you have to ignore the
question of whether gladiators became friends before going into the arena to
kill each other. The sword fighting scenes are well done. The
director is Paul W. S. Anderson and as long as he is not doing drama, the movie
has entertainment value. But the 105 minute movie is not limited to sword
fighting and the volcano.
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